Every time...

[Hazard]

Every time Superman comes crashing through my wall, I get a panic attack.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I get a panic attack, I go to the mall.

 

[_nita]

Every time I go to the mall, Superman follows me. :lmao:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time Superman follows me, I ignore him.

 

[_nita]

Every time I ignore him, Superman slaps me. :lmao:

 

[karin861]

Every time Superman slaps me, I slap him back :bugeyed :lmao:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I slap him back, Lois comes to the rescue. :lol:

 

[_nita]

Every time Lois comes to the rescue, she has to go to pee first. :lmao:

 

[fondero]

Every time she has to go to pee first, the toilet paper is missing :shock:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time the toilet paper is missing, I shout. :shout:

 

[karin861]

^ 'mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!' ? :toofunny:

Every time I shout, I hear weird sounds from the kitchen :blink:

 

[SimplyMagic]

^ How did you know? :lol: So it's true you can hear from far away. :lol:

Every time I hear weird sounds from the kitchen, I jump up and down.

 

[karin861]

^ ofc I do :scare: I'm not that noisy in the bathroom to not hearing sounds from the kitchen, hello!!! :toofunny: And your shouting 'moooom!!' was easy to guess...cuz..I'm exactly the same :toofunny: I can't go and take some toilet paper while I already sit and pee :lmao: hahaha yesterday my friend was shocked when I read a number of a bus from veryyyy far away :blink: so it's true I should live in a forest among bushes :lmao: with that kind of senses :lmao: long-sight, good hearing :shifty: :toofunny:

Every time I jump up and down, I feel dizzy :stars:

 

[SimplyMagic]

^ Lucky you. My hearing is good, but my eyesight is bad.

Every time I feel dizzy, I want to eat.

 

[karin861]

^ if I'd have known how..I'd share with you :lol: :hug:

Every time I want to eat, I cook something

 

[SimplyMagic]

^ :hug:

Every time I cook something, nobody will eat it.

 

[fondero]

Every time nobody eats what I cooked, I scratch my head

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I scratch my head, I take a shower.

 

[karin861]

Every time I take a shower, soap is missing :lmao:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time soap is missing, I throw a fit.

 

[Hazard]

Every time I throw a fit, everybody gets scared.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time everybody gets scared, I laugh.

 

[Hazard]

Every time I laugh, I can't stop laughing.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I can't stop laughing, my stomach hurts.

 

[karin861]

Every time my stomach hurts, I'm ready to puke uke:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I'm ready to puke, my sister gets mad.

 

[Hazard]

Every time my sister gets mad, I try to make her even more mad.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I try to make her mad, I get hungry.

 

[karin861]

Every time I get hungry, I cook something

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I cook something, people get sick.