Here's the real story.
The Raymone vs. Michael Lawsuit Storybook in .gif format:
Raymone: "Mikey's doing some concerts and I'm not involved? I want a cut of that paycheck, damnit!" *files lawsuit*
Fans: *FREAKING OUT* "OH MY GOD THE CONCERTS WILL BE CANCELLED EVERYTHING IS RUINED I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN"
Raymone: "MJ doesn't know about the lawsuit, it's gonna default, I just know it! I CAN FINALLY AFFORD A NEW WEAVE!!!" *dances*
MJ's lawyers: "Oh yeah? We got something to say about that" *hands contract over saying Raymone isn't owed a damn cent*
Raymone's lawyers: "DAAAAAAYUMMMMMMM, we're screwed"
Raymone: "NOOOOOO... MY WEAVE!" *dramatic flailing*
Fans: "I knew everything would be okay, I knew he made smart financial decisions!" *Pinnochio nose grows*
Raymone: "Yeah, well... I'm still going ahead with the suit!"
MJ: "Oh lawd... You really are desperate for that weave, aren't you?"
MJ's lawyers: "Bring it on!"
To Be Continued...
This took me forever, I better get some rep or something. :lol: jk