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here's what the whole thing said:
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why MJ Is everything you’ll never be:
Made thriller
Perfected the moonwalk, had a chimp named bubbles, healed the world made it a better place, washed hair thoroughly, created neverland, made up words: SHAMONE, uncle of JERMAGESTY, killed the internet, made sure annie was ok, sold billions of albums, wore bedazzled jeans, had amusement park in his backyard, told schmucks to back up, ate kfc, danced on cars, caused the most panties to cream over, read newspapers in traffic, man in the mirror-nuff said, made popcorn epic, makes todays music sound like fart noises, told you you’re a vegetable, shopped at the salvation army, made millions of virgins cherries pop with one pelvic thrust, showed how funky strong was his fight, was a GQ mofo, loved you more, was made up of sparkles sex and magic, vocal cords that caused ears to 0rg*sm
 
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Yes honey! Heart attack. He was 59. I'm telling you this is the summer of... something.. I dunno.. something's been in the air this summer for real... I don't like it either.. Folks just passing away left and right.

the world has ended pretty much. anything worth anything in the 80s is gone. man, i'm done with this.
 
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here's what the whole thing said:

why MJ Is everything you’ll never be:
Made thriller
Perfected the moonwalk, had a chimp named bubbles, healed the world made it a better place, washed hair thoroughly, created neverland, made up words: SHAMONE, uncle of JERMAGESTY, killed the internet, made sure annie was ok, sold billions of albums, wore bedazzled jeans, had amusement park in his backyard, told schmucks to back up, ate kfc, danced on cars, caused the most panties to cream over, read newspapers in traffic, man in the mirror-nuff said, made popcorn epic, makes todays music sound like fart noises, told you you’re a vegetable, shopped at the salvation army, made millions of virgins cherries pop with one pelvic thrust, showed how funky strong was his fight, was a GQ mofo

:lmao: I'm mad at you!!!

I'ma name my kid Jermajesty. What y'all think? :D
 
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I said the same thing when MJ died.... we're getting OLD. This makes me feel OLD.

Lemme go get a drink. :(


ya i said the same thing about MJ.. im 38 soooo he has been part of my life withhis music and stuff for so 30 years or so.. and now the best movie maker ever .. Farrah.. GD i hate 2009
 
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here's what the whole thing said:
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why mj is everything you’ll never be:
Made thriller
perfected the moonwalk, had a chimp named bubbles, healed the world made it a better place, washed hair thoroughly, created neverland, made up words: Shamone, uncle of jermagesty, killed the internet, made sure annie was ok, sold billions of albums, wore bedazzled jeans, had amusement park in his backyard, told schmucks to back up, ate kfc, danced on cars, caused the most panties to cream over, read newspapers in traffic, man in the mirror-nuff said, made popcorn epic, makes todays music sound like fart noises, told you you’re a vegetable, shopped at the salvation army, made millions of virgins cherries pop with one pelvic thrust, showed how funky strong was his fight, was a gq mofo, loved you more, was made up of sparkles sex and magic, vocal cords that caused ears to 0rg*sm
BAHAHAA LULZ. ~squeals~ :hysterical:

ILY. xDD
 
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