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Crumpets are generally circular though rectangular varieties also exist. They have a distinctive flat top with many small pores and a resilient, slightly spongy texture, being very porous. Crumpets alone are bland and generally eaten hot with a topping (usually butter). Other popular accompaniments include cheese when melted on top of the crumpet, honey, poached egg, jam, Marmite, salt, marmalade, peanut butter, cheese spread, golden syrup, lemon curd, maple syrup and Vegemite. In Australia and New Zealand, square crumpets can be purchased from supermarkets, designed to easily fit in a standard toaster.


The word crumpet in British English is also a term for a woman regarded as an object of desire.
- Not heard that one before :mello:
 
Crumpets are generally circular though rectangular varieties also exist. They have a distinctive flat top with many small pores and a resilient, slightly spongy texture, being very porous. Crumpets alone are bland and generally eaten hot with a topping (usually butter). Other popular accompaniments include cheese when melted on top of the crumpet, honey, poached egg, jam, Marmite, salt, marmalade, peanut butter, cheese spread, golden syrup, lemon curd, maple syrup and Vegemite. In Australia and New Zealand, square crumpets can be purchased from supermarkets, designed to easily fit in a standard toaster.


The word crumpet in British English is also a term for a woman regarded as an object of desire.
- Not heard that one before :mello:

sorry kane but i couldnt help but laugh at that last bit you wrote about woman wanting crumpet oh gawd that will tickle me all night now thanx :lmao:
 
so epic :ninja: limon your gonna die :mello: :fear: can you leave me something nice in your will? :mello:

I will see about that omg 65% download!!! :bounce:
:mello:

:lmao: I love it when people are clueless. never gets old :happy:

This apple agrees with Andrea!

:hysterical:

For what Missy?
BRB :shower: time... gonna get wet
:lol:


:mello: crumpets? :mello:
 
How the hell did this apple just read through 5 pages of apples? :mello:

Wow look at the holes on those crumpets! :ninja:

p.s. PG we must chat more next time you're over here :ninja:
 
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