Ashley (LYMMJ) says:
People will be wondering YTF I'm molesting my iPod
*touch touch* "Oh yeah, you like that baby? You've been a naughty boy" *touch touch touch*
Holy F*CK!!!!!I don't think i'll ever be able to close my mouth again. OH THE DAMN TORTURE!!!!!!
Oh and :waving: everyone :happy:
:lmao:
:waving:
That was just the beginning. Get ready for this...
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa?
santa stops after three HO's
why doesnt santa have any kids?
he only comes once a year
fat cat :mello:
I used to have a cat called Fat Cat... It shed its hairs on my PSP the bastard :rant:
I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries…
I see you when you’re sleeping - and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!
Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!
I didn't know this existed. haha the sounds he makes are quite funny
Santas pick up lines...
:doh: I have no dignity