What are your favorite quotes?

[analogue]

Mine are

''Normal is not something to aspire to. It's something to get away from''

''Life kicks you when your down because it's to much of a wimp to kick you when your up''

''99% is the same as 0%. If your only putting 99% of effort into something then you might as well go home''


What are yours?

 

[Kitty10]

Never try to teach a pig to sing---it will waste your time and annoy the pig.

The truth will set you free--but first it will piss you off.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!