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Tupac Is Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TMZ has obtained photographic evidence that Tupac Shakur is alive and well and drinking Hand Grenades in New Orleans -- unless we're terribly mistaken.

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13 years after he was shot and "killed" in Las Vegas ... a man appearing to be 2pac was spotted in a bar on Bourbon Street last weekend.

We were unable to get any sort of DNA evidence -- but this photo is good enough for us.
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Plus do you think he would let the paps take his pic?
 
this guy is a professional lookalike which they planted there!!!

If 2PAC was alive it would be AMAZING!!!
 
Listen close as life turns its pages
Makaveli here kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages
Wise words spoken by sages
From Skytel to Blackberry pages
Your crew don't phase us
We make you bustas pay us
Run up in yo spot like C.J. from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me, I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote...in '94

What can a ***** do?
When half the people voted for George W?
Life's a b***h, f**k George W, can't be true
I wanna choke him 'cause he's a snitch
I'm talkin' about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93 out in Oakland
You probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

Am I doin' this?

Look around the club
See everyone in the place
Showin' 'Pac love, got a smile on my face
That girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
'Cause that shirt don't match
There's a puddin' stain on the back

And what the f**k is that?
It might be doo-doo!

And you in the back, you ain't ish
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit this table one more time
Then the record might skip (might skip)
I told you stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur, I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive
Thug life
Dave Chapelle, that ain't your wife
Come on now, you got two kids, go home

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago, way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chapelle had two kids
Don't give him no coochie

DJ: Tupac rest in peace

OK I will...
 
troubleman84 said:
Listen close as life turns its pages
Makaveli here kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages
Wise words spoken by sages
From Skytel to Blackberry pages
Your crew don't phase us
We make you bustas pay us
Run up in yo spot like C.J. from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me, I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote...in '94

What can a ***** do?
When half the people voted for George W?
Life's a b***h, f**k George W, can't be true
I wanna choke him 'cause he's a snitch
I'm talkin' about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93 out in Oakland
You probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

Am I doin' this?

Look around the club
See everyone in the place
Showin' 'Pac love, got a smile on my face
That girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
'Cause that shirt don't match
There's a puddin' stain on the back

And what the f**k is that?
It might be doo-doo!

And you in the back, you ain't ish
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit this table one more time
Then the record might skip (might skip)
I told you stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur, I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive
Thug life
Dave Chapelle, that ain't your wife
Come on now, you got two kids, go home

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago, way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chapelle had two kids
Don't give him no coochie

DJ: Tupac rest in peace

OK I will...
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^OMG, Lol! :rofl:


Haha! It's not him, no way!! :lol:
R.I.P Tupac :flowers:
 
of course no real effort was made to find the killer, which makes me suspicious of the plot to kill him.
 
Oh My Lord ... Tupac!

Posted May 1st 2009 1:11PM by TMZ Staff

So we've gotten to the bottom of the mysterious pic of the dude who looks very much like Tupac Shakur ... kinda.

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Here's what we know. The man walked into Bourbon Rocks in New Orleans last Sunday, and he caught the eye of the D.J. on duty -- MC Difficult. Mr. Difficult grabbed the mic and hollered, "Tupac's alive!" The crowd cheered and Difficult went over to the guy and asked his name. The man said, "My name is My Lord."

Mr. Difficult then took a pic with Mr. Lord/Tupac (above), who then drank Budweiser for three hours with a hot chick. On his way out, Mr. Lord/Tupac asked Mr. Difficult if he knew where he could score some good weed.

Sounds like Tupac to us ...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/01/oh-my-lord-tupac/

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Sound like Tupac my butthole. :lol:
 
I can't imagine why TMZ think people are that stupid to believe this guy is Tupac. All they did was get a look alike for those pics. Period. I have respect for Tupac and think he was one of the greats of hip-hop. Nevertheless, Tupac is dead. TMZ need to let him rest in peace and stop tormenting his family with this garbage IMO. That's all there is to it.
 
troubleman84 said:
Oh My Lord ... Tupac!

Posted May 1st 2009 1:11PM by TMZ Staff

So we've gotten to the bottom of the mysterious pic of the dude who looks very much like Tupac Shakur ... kinda.

0501_tupac_jeremy_depass_ex2.jpg


Here's what we know. The man walked into Bourbon Rocks in New Orleans last Sunday, and he caught the eye of the D.J. on duty -- MC Difficult. Mr. Difficult grabbed the mic and hollered, "Tupac's alive!" The crowd cheered and Difficult went over to the guy and asked his name. The man said, "My name is My Lord."

Mr. Difficult then took a pic with Mr. Lord/Tupac (above), who then drank Budweiser for three hours with a hot chick. On his way out, Mr. Lord/Tupac asked Mr. Difficult if he knew where he could score some good weed.

Sounds like Tupac to us ...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/01/oh-my-lord-tupac/

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Sound like Tupac my butthole. :lol:
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The ''Tupac'' in that photo doesn't look like the ''Tupac'' in the pictures posted in the first post.
 
^^ That's because the first two pictures were darker. The third picture you could TELL it wasn't him. And this guy ain't no Tupac. The man is DEAD.
 
The side views can be tricky until you look at more than one of the pictures. The other two pictures convinced me that wasn't 'Pac.
 
troubleman84 said:
^^ That's because the first two pictures were darker. The third picture you could TELL it wasn't him. And this guy ain't no Tupac. The man is DEAD.
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Why are you so adamant about telling eveyone that this isnt really 2Pac? Obviously it was all a joke by TMZ.:smilerolleyes: Who takes anything they say serious?
Of course 2 Pac is dead.
 
^^ :lol: I don't know, I kept thinking some posts sound serious. I wasn't even acting serious, I just wanted to put things in caps just to make sure. :p
 
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