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The Simpsons - Favorite quotes

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What are some of your favorite quotes from The Simpsons?

These always makes me laugh

Kang - My fellow americans. As a young boy i dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight i say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedome

Marge - Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you
Homer - Is it Batman
Marge - No he's a scientist
Homer - Batman's a scientist?
Marge - It's not Batman!

Homer - Oh i'm sick of this Tarzan movie
Lisa - Dad this is a documentary about the homeless
 
Jasper - Talking out of turn? That's a paddling. Looking out the window? That's a paddling. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe? Oh you better believe that's a paddling
 
Marge is about to leave:

Marge: Now the cat needs his medication...
Homer: No problem.
Marge: ...every morning.
Homer: Can do.
Marge: And the furnace has been giving off...
Homer: Right.
Marge: ...a lot of carbon monoxide...
Homer: Uh-huh.
Marge: ...so keep the window op--
Homer: Cat in the furnace.
Marge: Uh, you know, I think I'll take Maggie with us. And if anything happens, just use your best judgm... mmm... just do what I would do.
 
Marge - Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you
Homer - Is it Batman
Marge - No he's a scientist
Homer - Batman's a scientist?
Marge - It's not Batman!
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Hahahahaha i remember that episode!

my fave would have to bart's favorite saying "eat my shorts!"
 
- Mr. Burns throwing a baseball ball -

Bart - ''You suck! You throw like my little sister!''
Lisa - ''Yeah, you throw like me!''
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LOL that was so funny! :lol: My favourite :)

P.S. Sorry if I didn't quote precisely. I just can't rememer it word by word, but I think you understand the meaning. :)
 
Homer - Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me
Postman - Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name?
Homer - I don't know

Hans Moleman - My name is Hans, drinking has ruined my life. I'M 31 YEARS OLD!
 
analogue said:
Homer - Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me
Postman - Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name?
Homer - I don't know
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Could homer be any more dumber! :doh: :lol:
 
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