The PARODY thread. Shamone…let’s go!!

[summer]

I was cleaning up and came across this binder FULL of parodies I wrote back in the day. It was sort of my way of venting or dealing with stress…ESPECIALLY while I was in nursing school and should’ve been studying! My best ideas came in the middle of the night while trying to study for my exams! Or I’d be walking on the street and suddenly, out of NOWHERE, I’d get a parody idea or some funny line would come in my mind and I’f CRACK UP myself at it and people would be looking at me like ”Is she okay?” Some where more serious and not exactly meant to be funny but more like support/love songs for Michael…or they just were rants about things happening to Michael. It all depended on what was going on at the time or what we had all been talking about. But I still call them all parodies because I don’t know what else to call them. Some are to the tune of Michael’s songs…and some are about Michael or things having to do with him, to the tune of other people’s songs.

To get the most out of them….please don’t just read them but play the song while reading to get the intended ”mood” and sing along!! All the lyrics should fit to the timing of the song, so if it doesn’t..it was intended to be emphasized accordingly or sung faster/slower. And keep in mind they are parodies….so they are often intentionally exaggerated to try to be funny. And they are supposed to be very tongue in cheeck! If any of you have also written parodies or want to write some…feel free to post yours too!!! Would love to see what others have come up with!! I used to have sooooo much fun writing these…but kind of lost inspiration after Michael died.

Okay so here we go….and I’ll just post them in a random order. Would take toooo much time to try to organize them by the year written or by subject!

Wrote this one when I had tonsillitis and had high fever and wasn’t feeling well so I got inspired!

BED
(to the tune of ”Bad”)

I look ghost-white
Ain’t feeling alright
Coughing for days
Can’t sleep at night
I need a cure
Been sick for weeks
I cough and whine
I feel so ill

*coughing*
*coughing*
Got fever
Ain’t nice

Doctor:
I’m giving you
Penicillin
To cure your throat
Soon you’ll be healed
I’m telling you
This’s for your mouth
Gargle each day
And then spit out

And I say three days’s the limit
By then I think you’ll be cured
But until then don’t do nothing
Just take your pills at home

Chorus:
And stay in bed, in bed
(Bed, bed) *the nurses singing*
Slow down
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, you know it
(Bed, bed)
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, slow down, you know
And on Friday come and see me one time
But for now you gotta stay…..IN BED!!!!

I can’t go out
Got to stay home
Whole time I cough
Not feeling strong
In bed I lie
Got tonsillitis
”This is enough!!!!”
Wanna feel alright!!!
I’m on sick-leave
It just began
I beg and hope
This bug will pass

Doctor said three days’s the limit
By then I hope I am cured
But until then can’t do nothing
I’ll take my pills at home

Chorus

-instrumental break-

Maybe I’ll be fine tomorrow
That would really be so great
Ten days I’ll take penicillin
I’ll do what doctor said

I’ll stay in bed…

And so on…

By summer
June 13th, 2001



This one is for the candy addicts like me! I bet you all know the feeling when you go shopping when you are hungry and you see all the candy and you just ”go crazy” and keep adding all this stuff into your cart and then afterwards the closer you get to the cash register…the louder your conscience gets …!!!

In A Candy Store
(to the tune of ”Get On The Floor”)

*summer standing in front of a candy store*

Ah candy store I glance 2x

So I go in the store
To get some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

There I am with candy
I’m not strong
I don’t know what I’m doing
I’m shakin’ ’n droolin’
Feeling withdrawals
And now I am just walking around the store
And I see all this candy
They keep me drooling
I decide to buy lots of candy too

Chorus:
In a candy store
I’ll buy some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

For me I collect some
Tasty jelly beans
M&M’s bag of yellow (Note: PEANUT M&M’s!)
And I’ll buy marshmallows
And liquorice
And I see cotton candy and pop corn
And I see so many choices
I need help in choosing
’Cause I sure would like just to chew gum too

(Chorus)

*summer’s conscience starts speaking as she is collecting candy in a HUUUUGE bag at the speed of light…telling her to save her money and leave the store without buying (that much) candy*

Girl, just slow it down
Don’t waste money
Girl, just slow it down
Get out!!!
(repeat)

*summer drooling at the candy….while her conscience starts getting louder and louder*

Girl, just slow it down
Don’t waste money
Girl, just slow it down
Get out!!!!
(repeat)

And so on…

By summer
July 7th, 2001
(And yes…if you see several parodies with the same date…they really all were written on the same day! When inspiration hit…they just kept coming!! )


Different Kind of Baby
(to the tune of ”Different Kind of Lady” by The Jacksons)

If you want to
We’ll be there in a flash
If you need us
Then get in those gold pants
Sing, no delaying
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

You got us screaming
Whoo whoo whoo whoowhoowhoo
(repeat)

We all support you
In every way we can
To prove to you
That you’re the greatest man
Trying, keep relying
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

You got us screaming
Whoo whoo whoo whoowhoowhoo
(repeat)

We searched this world
For a different kind of whirl
And they say your whirl is real shocking (Note: Whirl=MJ’s crotch grab and him whirling his behind )
But no matter what you do
We keep running back to you
Saying you’re all ours
Different kind of baby

The way we love you
In case you’d like to know
’Cause you’re a baby
But that’s a different show
Cute and sweet
That makes you different, you see
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

’Cause you’re a different kind of baby
Especially cute and sweet
Different kind of baby
Gorgeous and sweet, yes he is
Different kind of baby
He’s so fine, blows my mind
Different kind of baby

And so on..
By summer
1998


I think all the females (and probably many males too) can relate to this one…the age old struggle with weight and candy cravings and feeling fat no matter what your weight is! This is me making fun of myself and feeling the struggle but also about having days when you just wanna pig out and are like ”I’m gonna pig out no matter what and I don’t care if I’ll put on weight!!” Not intended to hurt or make fun of anyone so I hope no one gets offended! And yes, I actually love vegetables and eat a mostly vegetarian diet!

I PUT ON WEIGHT
(to the tune of ”Heaven Can Wait”)

*summer pulls her bag of candy towards her chest and givest the evil eye*

Didn’t I say NO?!!!!!

Chorus:
You just leave now all my candy alone!!
I don’t care if I don’t fit in a swim suit
I just eat all day
Though you all say
I’ll put on weight
Oh, if my pants get tight and start to burst
I don’t care, I’ll just start wearing skirts!
Every chance I’ll take
To eat all day
And put on weight

Ice cream and tarts, Marshmallows
I don’t want no damn vegetables

No rabbit food
I won’t eat any any of them stupid vegetables
My stomach’s crying out for some real greasy sauce
If you serve salads too
I will spit on you
Bring me fatty food
And bring me milk shakes
If the lard is on the plate
It is okay
Who cares if I am stout?!
And I can’t bend my knees?
Can’t see my toes?
Give me my jelly beans!
If Weight Watchers came for me
I’d tell them NO!!!

Chorus

Unthinkable
Me sipping tea
And eating some apricotes *pffft…rolls eyes*
And wearing tights at home
Trying to move my bones
I don’t care if I’m round
I’m big and I am proud!!!
So just BEAT IT, girl!!
Who says I still can’t wear my sexy underwear?!
If you can’t take my weight
So then just look elsewhere
I eat what pleases me
If Weight Watchers came for me
I’d tell them….
NO!!!!!!!

And so on…
By summer
January 6th, 2003

 

[SoS]

I was cleaning up and came across this binder FULL of parodies I wrote back in the day. It was sort of my way of venting or dealing with stress…ESPECIALLY while I was in nursing school and should’ve been studying! My best ideas came in the middle of the night while trying to study for my exams! Or I’d be walking on the street and suddenly, out of NOWHERE, I’d get a parody idea or some funny line would come in my mind and I’f CRACK UP myself at it and people would be looking at me like ”Is she okay?” Some where more serious and not exactly meant to be funny but more like support/love songs for Michael…or they just were rants about things happening to Michael. It all depended on what was going on at the time or what we had all been talking about. But I still call them all parodies because I don’t know what else to call them. Some are to the tune of Michael’s songs…and some are about Michael or things having to do with him, to the tune of other people’s songs.

To get the most out of them….please don’t just read them but play the song while reading to get the intended ”mood” and sing along!! All the lyrics should fit to the timing of the song, so if it doesn’t..it was intended to be emphasized accordingly or sung faster/slower. And keep in mind they are parodies….so they are often intentionally exaggerated to try to be funny. And they are supposed to be very tongue in cheeck! If any of you have also written parodies or want to write some…feel free to post yours too!!! Would love to see what others have come up with!! I used to have sooooo much fun writing these…but kind of lost inspiration after Michael died.

Okay so here we go….and I’ll just post them in a random order. Would take toooo much time to try to organize them by the year written or by subject!

Wrote this one when I had tonsillitis and had high fever and wasn’t feeling well so I got inspired!

BED
(to the tune of ”Bad”)

I look ghost-white
Ain’t feeling alright
Coughing for days
Can’t sleep at night
I need a cure
Been sick for weeks
I cough and whine
I feel so ill

*coughing*
*coughing*
Got fever
Ain’t nice

Doctor:
I’m giving you
Penicillin
To cure your throat
Soon you’ll be healed
I’m telling you
This’s for your mouth
Gargle each day
And then spit out

And I say three days’s the limit
By then I think you’ll be cured
But until then don’t do nothing
Just take your pills at home

Chorus:
And stay in bed, in bed
(Bed, bed) *the nurses singing*
Slow down
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, you know it
(Bed, bed)
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, slow down, you know
And on Friday come and see me one time
But for now you gotta stay…..IN BED!!!!

I can’t go out
Got to stay home
Whole time I cough
Not feeling strong
In bed I lie
Got tonsillitis
”This is enough!!!!”
Wanna feel alright!!!
I’m on sick-leave
It just began
I beg and hope
This bug will pass

Doctor said three days’s the limit
By then I hope I am cured
But until then can’t do nothing
I’ll take my pills at home

Chorus

-instrumental break-

Maybe I’ll be fine tomorrow
That would really be so great
Ten days I’ll take penicillin
I’ll do what doctor said

I’ll stay in bed…

And so on…

By summer
June 13th, 2001



This one is for the candy addicts like me! I bet you all know the feeling when you go shopping when you are hungry and you see all the candy and you just ”go crazy” and keep adding all this stuff into your cart and then afterwards the closer you get to the cash register…the louder your conscience gets …!!!

In A Candy Store
(to the tune of ”Get On The Floor”)

*summer standing in front of a candy store*

Ah candy store I glance 2x

So I go in the store
To get some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

There I am with candy
I’m not strong
I don’t know what I’m doing
I’m shakin’ ’n droolin’
Feeling withdrawals
And now I am just walking around the store
And I see all this candy
They keep me drooling
I decide to buy lots of candy too

Chorus:
In a candy store
I’ll buy some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

For me I collect some
Tasty jelly beans
M&M’s bag of yellow (Note: PEANUT M&M’s!)
And I’ll buy marshmallows
And liquorice
And I see cotton candy and pop corn
And I see so many choices
I need help in choosing
’Cause I sure would like just to chew gum too

(Chorus)

*summer’s conscience starts speaking as she is collecting candy in a HUUUUGE bag at the speed of light…telling her to save her money and leave the store without buying (that much) candy*

Girl, just slow it down
Don’t waste money
Girl, just slow it down
Get out!!!
(repeat)

*summer drooling at the candy….while her conscience starts getting louder and louder*

Girl, just slow it down
Don’t waste money
Girl, just slow it down
Get out!!!!
(repeat)

And so on…

By summer
July 7th, 2001
(And yes…if you see several parodies with the same date…they really all were written on the same day! When inspiration hit…they just kept coming!! )


Different Kind of Baby
(to the tune of ”Different Kind of Lady” by The Jacksons)

If you want to
We’ll be there in a flash
If you need us
Then get in those gold pants
Sing, no delaying
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

You got us screaming
Whoo whoo whoo whoowhoowhoo
(repeat)

We all support you
In every way we can
To prove to you
That you’re the greatest man
Trying, keep relying
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

You got us screaming
Whoo whoo whoo whoowhoowhoo
(repeat)

We searched this world
For a different kind of whirl
And they say your whirl is real shocking (Note: Whirl=MJ’s crotch grab and him whirling his behind )
But no matter what you do
We keep running back to you
Saying you’re all ours
Different kind of baby

The way we love you
In case you’d like to know
’Cause you’re a baby
But that’s a different show
Cute and sweet
That makes you different, you see
’Cause everything we do
Is always up to you

’Cause you’re a different kind of baby
Especially cute and sweet
Different kind of baby
Gorgeous and sweet, yes he is
Different kind of baby
He’s so fine, blows my mind
Different kind of baby

And so on..
By summer
1998


I think all the females (and probably many males too) can relate to this one…the age old struggle with weight and candy cravings and feeling fat no matter what your weight is! This is me making fun of myself and feeling the struggle but also about having days when you just wanna pig out and are like ”I’m gonna pig out no matter what and I don’t care if I’ll put on weight!!” Not intended to hurt or make fun of anyone so I hope no one gets offended! And yes, I actually love vegetables and eat a mostly vegetarian diet!

I PUT ON WEIGHT
(to the tune of ”Heaven Can Wait”)

*summer pulls her bag of candy towards her chest and givest the evil eye*

Didn’t I say NO?!!!!!

Chorus:
You just leave now all my candy alone!!
I don’t care if I don’t fit in a swim suit
I just eat all day
Though you all say
I’ll put on weight
Oh, if my pants get tight and start to burst
I don’t care, I’ll just start wearing skirts!
Every chance I’ll take
To eat all day
And put on weight

Ice cream and tarts, Marshmallows
I don’t want no damn vegetables

No rabbit food
I won’t eat any any of them stupid vegetables
My stomach’s crying out for some real greasy sauce
If you serve salads too
I will spit on you
Bring me fatty food
And bring me milk shakes
If the lard is on the plate
It is okay
Who cares if I am stout?!
And I can’t bend my knees?
Can’t see my toes?
Give me my jelly beans!
If Weight Watchers came for me
I’d tell them NO!!!

Chorus

Unthinkable
Me sipping tea
And eating some apricotes *pffft…rolls eyes*
And wearing tights at home
Trying to move my bones
I don’t care if I’m round
I’m big and I am proud!!!
So just BEAT IT, girl!!
Who says I still can’t wear my sexy underwear?!
If you can’t take my weight
So then just look elsewhere
I eat what pleases me
If Weight Watchers came for me
I’d tell them….
NO!!!!!!!

And so on…
By summer
January 6th, 2003

*Standing O*
Amazing!!! I don't know about everyone else but I actually sung along and its amazing how great (and humorously) they line up with the melodies!