The funny MJ conversations thread.

[xo_lola_xo]

Brittnay (Brittluvsmj) and I were on MSN creating funny make-believe little conversations between us and Michael. I thought lets make a thread about it. Guys, join in and make your own!


The One With The Frustrated Girl

Michael : "so after I released off the wall..."

Zenab : "uh-huh,"

Michael : "I done quite well but i felt bad because I didn't recieve enough awards"

*ZENAB STOPS LISTENING*

*Michael : "...so..."

*ZENAB JUMPS UP AND MAKES OUT WITH HIM*

*Michael : :mello:

*zenab : "...couldnt help it" :tease:

*Michael : :blush:

*Zenab : "go ahead babe :wub: "

*Michael : "so i thought, this next album, has to be magic from start to finish..."

*Zenab : :smilerolleyes:

*Michael: "and then i said to quincy..."

*Zenab : "ha!! and look at me! stroking your arms!! hoo!

*Michael : ":blush: ...anyway...

*Zenab : "dude when you asking me out??"


The One With The Chosen Cat

*Mj : "..and i thought to myself..neverland has to be a reflection of ME, ya know?"

*Brit : "yeah, uh huh"

*Mj : "I just couldnt resist but capture magic!! the EXCITEMENT! of joy! of love!"

*Brit : "speaking of love...i love your smile.."

*Mj : :blush: thanks

*Brit : Yeah...:wub:

*Mj : "So anyway, i thought, what else could i do?"

*Brit : (under breath) "do me..."

*Mj : "im sorry??"

*Brit : " oh no...nothing..." :doh:

*Mj : "you're so sweet darling! i love you!

*Brit : "yeah well what do you know.." :innocent:

*Mj : "neverland, i loved, then sneddon messed it up.."

*Brit : "Emm Mike?

*Mj : "yes?"

*Brit : "I'm not as forward as Zenab but dude, seriously, im getting like so sexually frustated here!!"

*Mj : "ohh...:blush:"


The One With The Inconvienent Friend

*Michael : "Lisa...sigh...what a woman..

*Brittany : :angry:

*Michael : "Just...wow...very angry..but HOT HOT HOT"

*Brittany : "yeah uh huh... "

*Michael : "Girl...i just dont know - "

*Brittany : "You arent exactly missing out on anything by dumping her!!"

*Michael : *confused*

*Brittany : "Lights"

*Michael : "Say what?"

*Brittany : "Dim the lights"

*Michael : "Okay...."

*Brittany : plays sexual healing*

*Michael : GIRL YOU NASTY!! but god knows i need some healing!!


*Brittany : undoes his belt..rips of his shirt

*Michael :

*2 seconds later...*

*ZENAB ENTERS IN UNDERWEAR! COVERED IN CHOCOLATE*

*Zenab : TA DA

*Brittany : :angry:

*Michael :

 

[xo_lola_xo]

The One With Hungry Michael.

*Michael : "1400 hours, 1401 hours, 1402 hours.."

*Brittany : "Mike?"

*Michael : "1403 hrs...what??"

*Brittany : "whatcha doing..???"

*Michael : "Waiting for my KFC!!"

*Brittany : "You can wait some other way..."

*Michael : "girl lemme count!! 2 mins gone! 1405 hrs!"

*Brittany : :mellow:

*Michael : What?

*Brittany : You're gonna get in trouble

*Michael : whatever! go peel chicken skin!!

*Brittany : PULLS MJ AWAY FROM THE CLOCK!! KISSES HIM LIKE NO TOMORROW AND THEN SHOVES KFC DOWN HIS THROAT*

*Brittany : THATS UR PUNISHMENT!!

*Michael : Girl marry me!

The One With The Player


*Brittany : "I'm telling you, Michael is mineeeee"

*Zenab : "shut up i got the hips!"

*Brittany "stfu i got the lips"

*Zenab : eh

*Brittany : "Michael loves me more! he said so!"

*Zenab : "You sure it wasnt a look alike?"

*Brittany : "If it was, its the one who dated you!!"

*Zenab : :mellow:

*Michael appears*
*Zee and Britt run to him*

*Michael : "My girls!!"

*Brittany : "Tell her you love me!!"

*Michael : "I love you both"

*Zenab and Brittany : "BOTH???"

Michael : "......."

*Brittany : "Dude you better thank them gold pants!!"

*Zenab : Word!

 

[Mahatma]

I was going through some of your conversations and I couldn't stop laughing. You're very creative when it comes to writing these.

 

[xo_lola_xo]

Thank you.

*mods - please delete if something is inappropriate*

 

[marias21]

OMG this is sooo funny!!!!!! your very creative

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Very funny,i have fantasy conversations with michael in my head all the time but they would seriously be innapropriate here,i,m not joking,
guess your imagination runs wild after lurking in the manhood thread,:yes:

 

[rainny]

" ..and then I said to Quincy.."

LOL! That was great. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

Oh I enjoy imagining fantasy scenarios with Michael. Mine would go something like this (only in an ideal world of course)

Me: *thinking* man I really gotta go. Where's the nearest house? *sees that it happens to be Michael's Neverland Valley Ranch* OMG! Michael Jackson's house! Surely he will let me use his restroom. *Magically flies over the gates* Wow there really is no security here? Where are they? Oh well. *goes up to Michael's door and rings the doorbell*
Michael: *calls from the door in a sing-song voice* Who Is It?
Me: It's me.
Michael: Who's me?
Me: Erm...uh...can I please use your restroom? I've really got to go.
Michael: *finally opens the door* sure come on in.
Me: *thinking* Wow it's Michael Jackson! And he's so trusting?
Michael: Restroom is right over there to the left.
Me: Okey dokey. *goes to the gigantic bathroom, checks everything out* Man this is fit for a king! Which makes sense I guess because he's the King of Pop. *takes care of business* Holy crap! I've just realized I'm in Neverland with Michael! I can't just leave now! :wild: *hmm* Quick think of something so you can stay longer! I know! *accidentally on purpose locks herself in*

15 minutes later

Michael: *goes to the bathroom door* Are you ok in there?
Me: Um...uh..I seemed to have locked myself in. :shifty:
Michael: Oh dear. Hold on I'll get you out. *comes back with a screw driver to take off the door knob*
Me: *feeling a bit guilty for being responsible for damage done to Michael's bathroom door, but the feeling soon fades*
*door then comes open and I leap into Michael's arms* Oh thank you thank you for saving me!
Michael: Oh, er...it was nothing? :blushing: *thinking* (Oh gee it's one of those crazy fangirls again. Where's my security? Hmmm...I guess they're on lunch break? Well she doesn't seem too dangerous...) Are you sure you're all right? Can I get you anything?
Me: Well I am kind of hungry.
Michael: Oh that's good because I just ordered some KFC.
Me: KFC? You love KFC? I love it too!
Michael: Great.
*both of us munch happily on KFC*

30 minutes later

Michael: Don't you think you should be getting home now?
Me: No. :wild:
Michael: Well, don't you have any place to go? Any family?
Me: No, it's just me and you. :wild:
Michael: Oh...:blushing: because I kinda...*gulps* have to get back to recording some songs for my new album.
Me: Oh, Michael you have all the time in the world to do that!
Michael: Really, I...
Me: Come here
Michael: :bugeyed

Well, you can imagine what happens next. :naughty: I just kind of made this up as I went along lol. And no I would never be that crazy in real life, just in imagination land.

 

[8701girl]

hahah CLASSIC! :lol:

 

[kottur13]

Very funny,i have fantasy conversations with michael in my head all the time but they would seriously be innapropriate here

h34r:

 

[Arklove]

Oh I enjoy imagining fantasy scenarios with Michael. Mine would go something like this (only in an ideal world of course)

Me: *thinking* man I really gotta go. Where's the nearest house? *sees that it happens to be Michael's Neverland Valley Ranch* OMG! Michael Jackson's house! Surely he will let me use his restroom. *Magically flies over the gates* Wow there really is no security here? Where are they? Oh well. *goes up to Michael's door and rings the doorbell*
Michael: *calls from the door in a sing-song voice* Who Is It?
Me: It's me.
Michael: Who's me?
Me: Erm...uh...can I please use your restroom? I've really got to go.
Michael: *finally opens the door* sure come on in.
Me: *thinking* Wow it's Michael Jackson! And he's so trusting?
Michael: Restroom is right over there to the left.
Me: Okey dokey. *goes to the gigantic bathroom, checks everything out* Man this is fit for a king! Which makes sense I guess because he's the King of Pop. *takes care of business* Holy crap! I've just realized I'm in Neverland with Michael! I can't just leave now! :wild: *hmm* Quick think of something so you can stay longer! I know! *accidentally on purpose locks herself in*

15 minutes later

Michael: *goes to the bathroom door* Are you ok in there?
Me: Um...uh..I seemed to have locked myself in. :shifty:
Michael: Oh dear. Hold on I'll get you out. *comes back with a screw driver to take off the door knob*
Me: *feeling a bit guilty for being responsible for damage done to Michael's bathroom door, but the feeling soon fades*
*door then comes open and I leap into Michael's arms* Oh thank you thank you for saving me!
Michael: Oh, er...it was nothing? :blushing: *thinking* (Oh gee it's one of those crazy fangirls again. Where's my security? Hmmm...I guess they're on lunch break? Well she doesn't seem too dangerous...) Are you sure you're all right? Can I get you anything?
Me: Well I am kind of hungry.
Michael: Oh that's good because I just ordered some KFC.
Me: KFC? You love KFC? I love it too!
Michael: Great.
*both of us munch happily on KFC*

30 minutes later

Michael: Don't you think you should be getting home now?
Me: No. :wild:
Michael: Well, don't you have any place to go? Any family?
Me: No, it's just me and you. :wild:
Michael: Oh...:blushing: because I kinda...*gulps* have to get back to recording some songs for my new album.
Me: Oh, Michael you have all the time in the world to do that!
Michael: Really, I...
Me: Come here
Michael: :bugeyed

Well, you can imagine what happens next. :naughty: I just kind of made this up as I went along lol. And no I would never be that crazy in real life, just in imagination land.

bahahahaha...Brilliant! You're hilarious!

 

[Ashtanga]

lol! I love creative people!

 

[MicHil]

haha these are really funny and creative.
I call mine "true stories" hahah I go along with it when i'm the phone haha

Michael: Don't you think you should be getting home now?
Me: No. :wild:
Michael: Well, don't you have any place to go? Any family?
Me: No, it's just me and you. :wild:

:hysterical: man that's funny!

 

[xo_lola_xo]

Thanks for the comments guys and omg, CaptionEoLove85 - that was so funny!

I'll make up more later. Anyone who wants themselves in a MJ story just lemme know.

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Thanks for the comments guys and omg, CaptionEoLove85 - that was so funny!

I'll make up more later. Anyone who wants themselves in a MJ story just lemme know.

put me in one please,yours are great,thanks,

 

[MySerenity5]

Michael enters wearing his cute pink Mickey Mouse Sweater...

Me:

Michael: Oh, hey!

Me:

Michael: What book are you reading?

Me: :wub:

Michaael: HEEEELLLO? Are you even paying attention to me?

Me:

Michael: Errr???

Me: So cute!

Michael: Huh?

Me: Er... I mean... the book is called Cute.

Michael: (confuse)

Me: Gah! I can't stand it anymore.

Michael: Huh? What? (looks around)

Me: (grabs his face) You. You're so cute!!!!!!

You're giving me cavities.

Michael: :blush:

Me:

LOLS! Yea, a convo with Michael will go down exactly like that. I don't think I can stand his cuteness.

 

[fujiwara]

hi! I'm Fuji

 

[JMie]

haha. this thread is hilarious. I confess I also have this kind of conversations with Michael in my mind, lol

 

[xo_lola_xo]

haha. this thread is hilarious. I confess I also have this kind of conversations with Michael in my mind, lol

LOL!

Post them!

 

[xo_lola_xo]

Michael enters wearing his cute pink Mickey Mouse Sweater...

Me:

Michael: Oh, hey!

Me:

Michael: What book are you reading?

Me: :wub:

Michaael: HEEEELLLO? Are you even paying attention to me?

Me:

Michael: Errr???

Me: So cute!

Michael: Huh?

Me: Er... I mean... the book is called Cute.

Michael: (confuse)

Me: Gah! I can't stand it anymore.

Michael: Huh? What? (looks around)

Me: (grabs his face) You. You're so cute!!!!!!

You're giving me cavities.

Michael: :blush:

Me:

LOLS! Yea, a convo with Michael will go down exactly like that. I don't think I can stand his cuteness.

I think that is sooooooooooooooooooooooo SWEET!!!:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

 

[xo_lola_xo]

put me in one please,yours are great,thanks,

Okay!

Can I please get your first name?

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Okay!

Can I please get your first name?

thankyou,my first name is sarah,it should be on my username on the left.

 

[MJJ7777]

Haha this thread is soo cute.

I loved the dialogue about LMP lol

 

[xo_lola_xo]

The One With The Unimpressed Girl

* Sarah is enjoying a meal with her friend(Eva) at the restaurant. She catches Michael walking in and decides to tease him*.

Sarah : *points and whispers* "Michael!"

Eva : :wild:

Sarah : "Hush! No time for that!"

*Michael sits at the table behind them*

Sarah : "Did you see that Michael Jackson concert on tv?"

*Michael listens attentively*

Eva : *whispers* "What are you doing?!? He's right there!! :bugeyed"

Sarah : "Yes you're so right! It looked like he was dosed up on sugar he was so hyper!!"

Eva : :doh:

Sarah : "Half the time I was like dude have you even rehearsed??? :mello: The whole time he was either hyper or looked like he made everything up on the spot :hysterical: "

Michael : :bugeyed

Eva : "If you don't stop this I'm outta here.."

Sarah : "Oh my! You think the crotch grab is overrated too?? Like seriously, d'ya think that's SEXY??"

Michael : *under breath* "Bitch tryina kill my swagger..."

Sarah : "...and so as I was watching I was thinking...why are these girls going mad?? MC Hammer is more talented!!"

Eva : "STFU! :doh::doh:"

Michael : *thinking* "If I scream at her the press are gonna get me..."

Sarah : " Half the time I wonder how he gets girls!!"

*MICHAEL LOSES IT AND MOONWALKS OVER*

Michael : "Okay That is IT! I've had it up to HERE *points to above head* with you lady! :angry: If you think you can moonwalk, spin, crotch grab and slide better than me just go outside and try it and try to lit up the sidewalk damn it!! :evil::evil: Lord have mercy! Sitting here at your posh lil restaurant tryina bring me down!"

Eva : :mello::mello::mello::mello:

Michael : "Don't you look at me like that!!"

Sarah : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Michael : "You think this is funny?!?! You wanna take this outside? Forget it let's take it HOME! Let's take it INSIDE!!"

Sarah : "We are inside!"

Michael : "Outside then shamone!!"

Sarah : :blush:

Michael : "Ahhhhh...so now you are SCARED! :tease:"

Sarah : "Damn baby you're so fine when you're mad...:wub::wub::wub:"

Michael : :blush:

Eva : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

 

[BrittluvsMJ]

The One With The Unimpressed Girl

* Sarah is enjoying a meal with her friend(Eva) at the restaurant. She catches Michael walking in and decides to tease him*.

Sarah : *points and whispers* "Michael!"

Eva : :wild:

Sarah : "Hush! No time for that!"

*Michael sits at the table behind them*

Sarah : "Did you see that Michael Jackson concert on tv?"

*Michael listens attentively*

Eva : *whispers* "What are you doing?!? He's right there!! :bugeyed"

Sarah : "Yes you're so right! It looked like he was dosed up on sugar he was so hyper!!"

Eva : :doh:

Sarah : "Half the time I was like dude have you even rehearsed??? :mello: The whole time he was either hyper or looked like he made everything up on the spot :hysterical: "

Michael : :bugeyed

Eva : "If you don't stop this I'm outta here.."

Sarah : "Oh my! You think the crotch grab is overrated too?? Like seriously, d'ya think that's SEXY??"

Michael : *under breath* "Bitch tryina kill my swagger..."

Sarah : "...and so as I was watching I was thinking...why are these girls going mad?? MC Hammer is more talented!!"

Eva : "STFU! :doh::doh:"

Michael : *thinking* "If I scream at her the press are gonna get me..."

Sarah : " Half the time I wonder how he gets girls!!"

*MICHAEL LOSES IT AND MOONWALKS OVER*

Michael : "Okay That is IT! I've had it up to HERE *points to above head* with you lady! :angry: If you think you can moonwalk, spin, crotch grab and slide better than me just go outside and try it and try to lit up the sidewalk damn it!! :evil::evil: Lord have mercy! Sitting here at your posh lil restaurant tryina bring me down!"

Eva : :mello::mello::mello::mello:

Michael : "Don't you look at me like that!!"

Sarah : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Michael : "You think this is funny?!?! You wanna take this outside? Forget it let's take it HOME! Let's take it INSIDE!!"

Sarah : "We are inside!"

Michael : "Outside then shamone!!"

Sarah : :blush:

Michael : "Ahhhhh...so now you are SCARED! :tease:"

Sarah : "Damn baby you're so fine when you're mad...:wub::wub::wub:"

Michael : :blush:

Eva : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

LMFAO! The last part was soo funny!

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

The One With The Unimpressed Girl

* Sarah is enjoying a meal with her friend(Eva) at the restaurant. She catches Michael walking in and decides to tease him*.

Sarah : *points and whispers* "Michael!"

Eva : :wild:

Sarah : "Hush! No time for that!"

*Michael sits at the table behind them*

Sarah : "Did you see that Michael Jackson concert on tv?"

*Michael listens attentively*

Eva : *whispers* "What are you doing?!? He's right there!! :bugeyed"

Sarah : "Yes you're so right! It looked like he was dosed up on sugar he was so hyper!!"

Eva : :doh:

Sarah : "Half the time I was like dude have you even rehearsed??? :mello: The whole time he was either hyper or looked like he made everything up on the spot :hysterical: "

Michael : :bugeyed

Eva : "If you don't stop this I'm outta here.."

Sarah : "Oh my! You think the crotch grab is overrated too?? Like seriously, d'ya think that's SEXY??"

Michael : *under breath* "Bitch tryina kill my swagger..."

Sarah : "...and so as I was watching I was thinking...why are these girls going mad?? MC Hammer is more talented!!"

Eva : "STFU! :doh::doh:"

Michael : *thinking* "If I scream at her the press are gonna get me..."

Sarah : " Half the time I wonder how he gets girls!!"

*MICHAEL LOSES IT AND MOONWALKS OVER*

Michael : "Okay That is IT! I've had it up to HERE *points to above head* with you lady! :angry: If you think you can moonwalk, spin, crotch grab and slide better than me just go outside and try it and try to lit up the sidewalk damn it!! :evil::evil: Lord have mercy! Sitting here at your posh lil restaurant tryina bring me down!"

Eva : :mello::mello::mello::mello:

Michael : "Don't you look at me like that!!"

Sarah : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Michael : "You think this is funny?!?! You wanna take this outside? Forget it let's take it HOME! Let's take it INSIDE!!"

Sarah : "We are inside!"

Michael : "Outside then shamone!!"

Sarah : :blush:

Michael : "Ahhhhh...so now you are SCARED! :tease:"

Sarah : "Damn baby you're so fine when you're mad...:wub::wub::wub:"

Michael : :blush:

Eva : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Oh we all know Michael is even sexier when he's mad. :naughty:

I thought of another thing I would do, but I'm beginning to think I'm a tad evil. :mello:

Me: Sees a real time machine on ebay.

A few days later I win the ebay auction and receive my time machine.

Me: Oh boy. Now I know just where to go! :wild:

Crash lands right on stage during Michael's Bad tour. He's in the middle of singing “Billie Jean.”

Michael: Billie Jean is not my...what the!? :bugeyed

I jump out of the time machine.

Me: Who's bad?

Michael: OMG it's a space ship! What are you doing on my stage? :bugeyed

Me: What do you think I'm doing? I'm here to watch you.

Michael: On stage? (where's my security when I need them? Are they on their lunch break?)

Me: Of course.

I sit on the stage floor and munch on some popcorn that I conveniently packed on the trip.

Michael: Well I suppose the show must go on...

Despite the damaged stage, Michael gives a phenomenal performance. Now I'm thinking only a time machine crashing into his stage could ever stop him from dancing. So I imagine he's pretty peeved at me by now. But the upside is I finally got to see the Bad tour! I don't want to go home right away. I decide to stay in 1988 a while longer to be Michael's personal stalker.

 

[bubbyduck4MJ]

bahahaha thanks so much for these they made me laugh.

Oh oh Can I be in one? :blush: *hehe* :wub: Michael..

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

The One With The Unimpressed Girl

* Sarah is enjoying a meal with her friend(Eva) at the restaurant. She catches Michael walking in and decides to tease him*.

Sarah : *points and whispers* "Michael!"

Eva : :wild:

Sarah : "Hush! No time for that!"

*Michael sits at the table behind them*

Sarah : "Did you see that Michael Jackson concert on tv?"

*Michael listens attentively*

Eva : *whispers* "What are you doing?!? He's right there!! :bugeyed"

Sarah : "Yes you're so right! It looked like he was dosed up on sugar he was so hyper!!"

Eva : :doh:

Sarah : "Half the time I was like dude have you even rehearsed??? :mello: The whole time he was either hyper or looked like he made everything up on the spot :hysterical: "

Michael : :bugeyed

Eva : "If you don't stop this I'm outta here.."

Sarah : "Oh my! You think the crotch grab is overrated too?? Like seriously, d'ya think that's SEXY??"

Michael : *under breath* "Bitch tryina kill my swagger..."

Sarah : "...and so as I was watching I was thinking...why are these girls going mad?? MC Hammer is more talented!!"

Eva : "STFU! :doh::doh:"

Michael : *thinking* "If I scream at her the press are gonna get me..."

Sarah : " Half the time I wonder how he gets girls!!"

*MICHAEL LOSES IT AND MOONWALKS OVER*

Michael : "Okay That is IT! I've had it up to HERE *points to above head* with you lady! :angry: If you think you can moonwalk, spin, crotch grab and slide better than me just go outside and try it and try to lit up the sidewalk damn it!! :evil::evil: Lord have mercy! Sitting here at your posh lil restaurant tryina bring me down!"

Eva : :mello::mello::mello::mello:

Michael : "Don't you look at me like that!!"

Sarah : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Michael : "You think this is funny?!?! You wanna take this outside? Forget it let's take it HOME! Let's take it INSIDE!!"

Sarah : "We are inside!"

Michael : "Outside then shamone!!"

Sarah : :blush:

Michael : "Ahhhhh...so now you are SCARED! :tease:"

Sarah : "Damn baby you're so fine when you're mad...:wub::wub::wub:"

Michael : :blush:

Eva : :hysterical::hysterical:

hehe.thanks for that,ohh i love to make up especially with michael after a heated argument,:hysterical::hysterical:

 

[helena22]

You guys rock! I smiled, giggled, laughed a lot Big thanx. I might contribute something soon:happy:

 

[xo_lola_xo]

Bump.