Photo Captions

[Michaele]

Hey guys,

I'm not sure whether this thread is going to be as popular as it was on MJNO but I thought I'd be nice to have it on here as well


I still can't get over how funny this one was, so I decided to copy it from MJNO - I hope you don't mind Rebecca

Ok you guys, this is gonna be my last one for a while
..unless you send me a good series of pictures that I could work with. :laugh:

Interviewer: Well Michael, I must say that I am very excited and eager about this interview.
Michael: Yeah, yeah..another day, another interview.

Michael: Ahhh, you know what would be nice? Some ice cold vodka.

Michael: Could I get some vodka over here please? I have a feeling this is going to be a very long interview.

*impatiently anticipates getting drink*
Michael: Oh good here he comes now with my drink.

*drinks*
Michael: Wooooo! I was paaaaarched!

Interviewer: So uh..Mr. Jackson..
*starts gulping down vodka faster*

Michael: Aw jeeze! I got a brain freeze now!!

 

[Michaele]

Michael: Ahhh I think it's going away now..

*fiddles with hair to avoid talking to interviewer*
Interviewer: So, tell me what it's like to be Michael Jackson.

*quickly slaps mirror onto lap*
Michael: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON?!?!?!?!?

Interviewer: Um, yes Michael..you are Michael Jackson.
Michael: ARE YOU SURE?
Interviewer: Yes..Michael, are you drunk?

Michael: Does this look like the face of a drunk person to you?
Interviewer: Mr. Jackson, how many drinks have you had so far?

Michael: Ten.

Interviewer: Ten?!?!?! :dry: Mr. Jackson, you're drunk. Now I'm sorry but we will have to do this interview another time.
Michael: What ever you say, hot mamma!!!

Interviewer: Good day Michael.
Michael: *kisses the air* bye hot pants! kissies to yoooooooou!!!!
Interviewer: Yeah, umm.."kissies" to you too Mr. Jackson...:trytobeangel

Michael: *hiccups* Maybe I shouldn't of had all of those drinks.

:lol: ! ! !

 

[His confessions]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY DO more

 

[MJDisneyDork]

HAHAHA YES YES!! That was SO funny! i saved it!!

Michaele: how did you get those into this thread?

 

[Forever_Mike]

Please do more! I love these threads!:lmao: I can't do captons but yeah my fav thread outside the main discussion section.:yes:

 

[prismsagainst5live]

wooooo photo caption thread!!!! That sequence just made my day!:lol:

 

[Aga_love_MJ]

great :lol::lol: :rofl:

 

[MJDisneyDork]

yes where are all of our funny ones hmm?

 

[Kuukävelijä]

hahaa yaayy please post more :lol:
I love´d it in MJNO, but I´m so bad to do those, so It would be better that I don´t even try.

 

[aliana101]

Oooh I saved one from MJNO that I thought it was worth saving. It was posted by StephluvsMJ :lol:

Bashir: Michael, I’m broke and I need to take advantage of you again…

Michael: You can’t be serious!

Bashir: Please Michael? We had a contract, remember? Or I’ll get my lawyer onto you…

Michael:…

Bashir: Sneddon! He’s not letting me do the interview!

Sneddon: What’s going on?

Michael: Ahh! What in the world are you doing here!?!

Sneddon: I don’t know…

Sneddon: Oh, yeah, I’m here to arrest you for something, but I haven’t decided what it’ll be yet. So come on, chop, chop, in the handcuffs you go…

Michael: What a minute? You’re gonna arrest me for nothing?

Sneddon: Well… it’s LA, what do you expect?!

Michael: We’ll just see about that!

Michael: …Zap!...

to be continued...

 

[aliana101]

Sneddon: Daaaaaah! *looks down at his body* What the hell!?! turn me back, dammit!

Bashir: Turn… us… back…! I wanna be cutsee, wootsee Martin again *cries*

Sneddon: Aww… you look cute to me, maybe we could date each other, you know, when we… oh gosh, what am I saying!... Listen Michael, this is not a laughing matter!...

Michael: *laughing hysterically*

Sneddon: Turn us back now!

Michael: Let me think about that… ahhh…

Michael: …naaaah… *laughs*

Sneddon: What’s he doing now?

Bashir: Oh god, he’s singing…

Michael: *singing* you put da lime in da coconut…

Sneddon and Bashir:…

to be continued...

 

[aliana101]

Michael: … and mix dem all to gedar

Bashir: C’mon Michael, this is ridiculous

Michael: he put da lime in da coconut…

Sneddon: Will you just turn us back already!

Michael: ok, fine, on one condition.

Sneddon and Bashir: what?

Michael: you get the hell offa my property and never bother me and my family again.

Sneddon: But Michael…

Michael: Dooo iiiiit!

Sneddon and Bashir: ok, we promise…

Michael: Zap! *turns them back to ugly humans again*

to be continued...*hates the 15 pic limit**

 

[aliana101]

Michael: ok, now get lost!

Sneddon: C’mon Martin, sweetie, we don’t need him! Let’s go torture some other rich, black celebrity. You still wanna go on that date?

Martin: Aww you know I do! *the two of them skip off into the sunshine*

Michael to Oprah: see Oprah, there’s nothin’ to it. If anyone bothers you, just turn them into animals. They’ll leave you alone.

Oprah: aww… you’re so cute

Michael: aww shucks!

 

[prismsagainst5live]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[MJFanSuus]

I Love the Photo Captions!! unk: :woohoo:

 

[Kuukävelijä]

 

[preethika]

It's hilarious :toofunny:

 

[MJDisneyDork]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!

i asked this before but i didn't get an answer..

i saved some from the thread in MJNO...how are you guys getting them in here

 

[His confessions]

OMG I can't wait to see more captions this is hilarious

 

[n3v3rland]

these are just kinda random.

hmm....so you're saying that dish.......ran away with the spoon?
*still confused*

Okay, put down my KFC and no one gets hurt!

Michael (in a coy way) : Gosh...I swear I saw a penny directly right behind you...
Naomi: Michael! *tsk tsk*....

 

[Eichhoerndli]

:toofunny: they're funny, post more please

 

[Kuukävelijä]

hahahaa!! :toofunny:

 

[analogue]

Michael - ''Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo''
Kids - *Thinking* ''The ride isnt that exciting''

 

[Cruzin247]

^^ :lol:

Here's one from MJNO:

Baby: "OMG, its MICHAEL JACKSON!"

 

[Kuukävelijä]

^Oh how cute one! :toofunny:

 

[preethika]

^^ :lol:

Here's one from MJNO:

Baby: "OMG, its MICHAEL JACKSON!"

:toofunny: :toofunny:

more please

 

[oda12]

These are hilarious :rollin:
Please post more

 

[do_re_mi]

^^ :lol:

Here's one from MJNO:

Baby: "OMG, its MICHAEL JACKSON!"

That's so cute and funny :lol:

 

[J5master]

MJ: Yep. I just passed gas. My bad.
Garrett: Disgusting.

(awkward silence)

MJ: So are we still on for that date after this?
Garrett: (another awkward silence)
MJ: Is that a 'no' then? Okay. (lets another one rip) Oops. Sorry again. Must've been the chilli i ate for lunch.

(SILENCE)

:lol:

 

[Kuukävelijä]

^^ Too bad Michael :toofunny: