Parodies to MJ tunes and about MJ (pro-MJ!!!)

[summer]

Hey guys...If there are any fans around from WAAAAY BACK from the MJIFC and MJJF days or who also used to post at the KOP board bac in the day...you may remember that I used to do a lot of parodies. I was digging through all my old MJ stuff and found some of my parodies so I decided to post them here for anyone who wants to have a laugh or needs a "protest song" to sing to or who just wants to remember the good old days. I think I did a parody to just about every MJ song but I also did parodies to the tune of other artists' songs about MJ too. Here we go...

KEEP CHATTIN'
(To the tune of Speed Demon...dedicated to all the fans who used to chat in the MJIFC chat room, I was studying at the uni at the time and didn't have a computer at home so I had to go to the uni computer room to chat...)

I'm heading to the comp room
Chat's on my mind
And nothing really matters
I'm gonna chat a long time
One look at the comp screen now
To check all the facts
Agent Vamp in here yet?
If not, know she'll be right back!

Chorus:
Keep chattin'
Summer chatting all day
Never going away
Keep chattin'
Kelly's at the uni
Sending message to me
Keep chattin'
My computer's real fast
I'm stopping at nothing
Keep chattin'
Just pull off the plug
Or she'll stay in all night

Ain't nothing gonna stop me
Aini't no stop, just jokes
The chatters really know me
I'm never the first one to go

(Chorus)

Keep chattin'
Few more hours, or just one
You'll meet the coolest MJ fans
They'll tell you what is going on
Blue, DJ, POP and MichaelRadio
Gonna stay in here for hours
Like for me there's no tomorrow

By summer
Winter 1998


NOT ALONE
(To the tune of MJ's "Break Of Dawn")

We, the fans
Love you lots
You're the greatest of all time
You can be
Near or far
We will still be there each time
Kind sweet, tender
Cute and nice
That is why we love you, Mike
There're no buts
Love you lots
You should know
We love you so

Like before
We are here
To show you our support, Mike
People talk
People say
That Sony is playing games (Note: Feel free to change Sony to "Wade Robson or Dan Reed or to Wade & James)
Ooooh oooooh
Now we let people know
They should learn
Fans won't let them hurt Mike

Chorus:
You're not alone
Everywhere and every time
We're there for Mike
Not alone
Near or far and day and night
We love Mike
Not alone
We won't let none of them fools
Hurt Mike or make him blue
You're not alone
We wont stop
You're not alone
You've got us

We, the fans
We won't let
People show you disrespect
We love you
So we'll do
Anything to support you
There are evil people lurking
But we've won them before
Our love for you is too deep
To let you be hurt all alone

Not alone
We love you, you've got us, Mike
Not alone
We'll be there, Mike, every time
Not alone
Mike, we are your biggest fans
And you know that we love you
You're the greatest, cutest man!

(Chorus)

We won't wait
We will not stop
Won't put up with all that stuff
We don't play
With hearsay
Tabloids, Sony
Go away!
We won't let them hurt Mike
We protest "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"
We will do, all for you
Mike, you're not alone
'Cause we all love you!!!!

By summer
May 28th, 2002



MANY more to come...!

I know there were others too who used to write parodies...feel free to share yours too!

 

[summer]

TOO FINE, YOU KNOW
(To the tune of MJ's "Unbreakable")

Now I'm just recovering
After I fainted
Michael did that to me
Yes, once again
Saw some new photos of Mike
"Wow!! Aaaaw!!!! SIGH!!! OH MY!!!"
And the next thing I knew
Was laying on the ground

Chorus:
Oh Michael you just look so great
Baby, you just make me faint
And when ever I see you I feel dizzy
MJ I see
And I'm hyperventilating
And I faint and I grin
'Cause Mike you're just so cute, baby

I faint, I scream and
I sigh and grin and
I swoon, please catch me
When I see MJ's face
Each time I'm fainting
When I see MJ
No guy is like him
Michael's too fine, you know!

Oooh oooh wow!!
Aaaah
Well

So I stare at him
Won't even blink
'Cause I wanna see
That gorgeous man
And if he's not on stage
I will watch him on film
And keep on staring
That gorgeous thing

Chorus

I faint, I scream and.....

Michael Joseph Jackson is too fine, you know!!!

When he's wearing black jeans
Gold pants or his PJ's
Girls take one look and swoon
Hyperventilate, scream
The eyes, the hands, the mouth, the face
The nose, the butt, the hair, the legs
MIKE'S....TOO....FINE...YOU KNOW!!!!

Rap:
Hey Mike, what cha doing to all us women?
You fine thing
All the girls try to claim to be your P.Y.T
Girls watch your vids 24/7
Try to stay calm though you look hot in your PJ's
Cool we try to act
Behave to the max
But girls must scream
You're Mr. Hot-material
Our dreams are vivid
Each girl wants to meet Mike
Any place you visit
You got fans there
In the hotel girls wait
You go by them and say "Hello!"
Girls cause a riot, start sreaming "MICHAEL!!"
One glimpse, half of the girls lay on the floor
'Cause they passed out after you waved at them
And all the girls do agree on
That you're Mr. Goodlookiing
They say how you look good
And how you really are banging
Mr. Jackson you're too fine
You make all the girls cry
The aura of your presence
Makes girls faint 'cause you're HOT!!!!

Chorus

By summer
December 25th, 2002



LOOK AT THAT BUTT
(To the tune of MJ's "2000 Watts")

Spoken intro:
You can all now sigh.....
(You can all now sigh....)
As he walks pass us
(As he walks pass us)
And makes us scream
Prepare now to scream

*females watching MJ walk by and whispering to each other*
"LOOK AT THAT BUTT!!!"


Them broads
Tremble
Screaming all
No control
Too low
Eyes go
They look where their eyes are not supposed to go


They say
That butt
MJ's
Too hot
Females
They scream
When they see MJ wearing again tight jeans

Chorus:
Look at that butt
They all
Need smelling salts
Real strong
That gorgeous back
You know
One look and they all faint 'cause MJ's HOT!


They scream....they scream..."BABY!"

They scream
When see
Gold pants
On him
Some chicks
Try to see
If it's briefs, boxers, thong, that is underneath?

Turn back
And know
Chicks look
Too low
Almost staring
Surely just because they enjoy what they see

*some fans trying to get a grip and behave and try to make other girls behave too*

"We now need to behave and really get a grip y'all!"

*Other girls agreeing

"Yeah.....!"

*some girls still can't resist and whisper*

"Look at that butt!"

*some girls nod knowng exactly what the other girls are thinking*

"No doubt!!"

*the girls are ready to make a change and behave*

"Alright now.....no smelling salts....!"

"Are you ready...?!"

*MJ walks pass all the girls and the girls stare at him and mumble*

"MJ's......HOT!!!"

*The girls can't resist and start screaming after MJ has walked by*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

By summer
2002?? i couldn't find the date for that one but pretty sure it was around that time


AND THE BLACK BRIEFS
(To the tune of The Jacksons' "Dancing Machine")

Chorus 1:
Gold pants, white pants, black pants
And the black briefs
Our baby
Such cute baby

Ooh the man s more than fine, he's
Bootylicious, looks so great
Oooh the females dig his eyes
And his behind, YOU KNOW, ladies!!!
He's such a sexy baby
OOoh MJ is TOO FINE!!!

Fans swooning, some wooing
Sighing when they see MJ once
Yeah

Gosh the man is fabulous, he
Just looks too fine, that Jackson
All the girls just want to be hiis wife
Yeah

You know that he is banging!
Look super rad now
Just watch him whirl that cute behind!!!

Chorus 1 x2

Chorus 2:
Mike's gold pants, white pants
And the black briefs
His fly open
At M. Square Garden
Fans say "WOW, WOW, look at him!!!
He's supreme!!!"

He's a baby
MJ's a baby
He's so great
He's so great
Such cute baby
Looks so great
He's so great
He's so great

Chorus 2

By summer
2001 or 2002?


B.H. (Blonde Hair)
(To the tune of MJ's "D.S.")

Aow
Come on baby

Blonde girls don't think so fast
i can't deny
Brunettes they try to dye their hair blonde
With peroxide
Brunettes they buy their dye from Seven Eleven
To be blonde is heaven

They all just wanna have blonde hair (x4)

DYE NOW!!!

They try out
Every single way
They stop at nothing just to get their
Shiny blonde hair
They think they're hot with WonderB-R-A
I bet their mothers never were real blondes
Anyway
Trying to cover dark hair every day
You know they never had real blonde hair
Anyway
They think guys love them like they love P.A. (=Pamela Anderson)
i don't care what they all say

They just don't have real blonde hair.....

CASH!!!
*guitar solo*

You know they all just use a bad hair dye
They play dumb blonde but you know it's a lie

They just don't have real blonde hair.....

By summer 1999


SHE'S INSANE
(To the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name")

Chorus:
She's insane, she's insane
She's locked into a round room
Sad things that were untrue
Said she's with MJ
She's insane, she's insane
She's acting really crazy
Thinks she's MJ's baby
She is very strange
She's insane, she's insane
She's locked into a round room
She's mentally ill fool
She s very lame
She's insane, she's insane
Said she is MJ's baby
She is just so crazy
Told you she's insane

Every other day
She would call
Michael J.
Wait at MJ's gate
Or where ever
MJ stays
Every day she stalks
MJ's home
The whole day
Invaded MJ's room
Saying she was MJ's lady

She just doesn't care
If she's told
To go away
She thinks MJ wants
To be with her
Every day
She needs therapy
She's disturbed
She's insane
She can't control her feelings
She's obsessed with Michael J.

One day she stole MJ's things
She took MJ's weddiing ring
She wore it as if engaged
Cops found her and took the ring
She was locked up wth the fools
She called Mike that afternoon
"Michael you know I love you!
I know you love me, I know it's true!"

Chorus

"Mike and I had sex
It is true
Here's our kid
I am not lying, miss
Did not come up with it
It was one day in town
In June
We went out
And MJ took me home
No.... I went to his house
There was just us two
And it was
Pretty intense
And now I have my boy
Looks like Mke, can't ya tell
This isn't just a lie
To get a million
And a half
I am not after fame"
But you know that she's insane

She said she had MJ's kid
For money she says anythinig
The whole thiing she, herself, arranged
She called tabloid magazines
Sold her story as if it was true
And told them all a lie or two
Why can't you just tell the truth
She's so strange, she is a fool!

Chorus

By summer
January 19th, 2001

 

[summer]

DEE MO'HAN
(To the tune of Janet's "Son Of A Gun" with Carly Simon....includes the intro too)

Fans:
You tell 'em Summy! (Note: Summy=summer...That's MOI! LOL!)

summer:
See, I'll tell you about a leech
Yes, about a leech...
So many and in so many nations
Who's this song about?

Fans:
Don't hurt 'em now

summer:
False information....
Leech on Mike's body
Leech on Mike's body

Fans:
You tell 'em Summy!

Chant:
Ha ha hoo hoo
Did you think your story's cool?!
Greedy mo**erf*ker
Try to sell your story that ain't true!!!

Dee Mo'han
Uh
Dee Mo'Han

summer:
You probably smell like B.O.
Lame, depressed, pathetic reporter
It's no wonder you act like a leech
It's time to look in the mirror!

Fans:
Writing new scoop 'bout a star
Making up it all-print it all
Attacking him without a cause
No substance, and all false
Not bothered by if it's wrong or right
You write sleazy, untrue lies
Try to come up with dirt in your mind
New BS for tabs one more time

Oh, who you're gonna attak anew
Where is the next lie from
Who's your next victim?
Oh, we know that you lie, fool!
After you hear this song
Who you're gonna leave alone?!
Oh, don't need Daily Mirror
National Enquirer
Not Mike on the cover
Oh, there will be no lies
This time-they're out
Victory is ours!

I betcha Dee this song is about you (x4)
F**k you, f**k you, f**k you!

Ha ha hoo hoo....

Dee Mo'han

You tell 'em Summy

summer:
Leech on Mike's body...leech on Mike's body....

Ha ha hoo hoo....

Fans:
Bringing out anew the same old lie
And you hurt Mike and it ain't right
Everyone you bash for sold out
You're a leech, I'll say it loud
Now I'm gonna give you a count to two
To change the lead story on the tabloid news
No MJ on cover
MJ you will not bother
Don't care if you suffer
You stupid mo**erf**er

Oh, who you're gonna attack anew...

I betcha Dee...

Ha ha hoo hoo....

Let's dance

Fans:
You Tell 'em Summy!

summer:
Leeched in various shapes and sizes
Most tabs like to evaluate their prices
Come up with so many different tricks
Tabloids and their lies make me sick
Their business has gotten too big

Fans:
Tabloids just getting bolder
Can't they knock it off
Describe Michael as a fool
They just lie for fun
Out of lies make money-their ambition
We protest now
F**K DEE MO'HAN!!!!

Oh, who're you gonna attack anew....

summer:
No, no, no, no
It's not what you sell, it's who you fool...
You're so lame, I betcha Dee this song is about you...
F**K you, f**K you, f**k you, f**K you...

I betcha Dee this song is about you.....

summer:
No one needs your old sleaze
All set to run down your venture
We'll take away the breath of what you all conceive
(Tell 'em Summy)
And if it wasn't for what you all conceive
There would be no leech on Mike's body
Leech on Mike's body
Who do you think you are WALKER!!!
Or th eGlobe tabloid writers
Or reporters at Star and th eothers
Do you all think you can really be proud?!!
Check out the encyclopedia for leech...
No no no no
It#s not what you sell, it's who you fool
You're so lame....

By summer
April 23rd, 2001

 

[summer]

• FOR DIANE DIMOND:
  
  THE PEST
  (to the tune of "The Best", sung by Tina Turner)
  
  A real fool
  We know that's you
  You are a liar
  When you're on TV
  I wish you would get fired
  Your "news" are sleaze
  You have no clue what TRUTH means
  
  You tell about some love letters
  That exist in your dreams
  You're siding with prosecution
  We know what THAT means!
  Oooh you're doing wrong!
  You think telling lies is alright
  
  CHORUS:
  You're simply the PEST
  Even worse than all the rest
  I don't know even one
  Truthful thing you've ever said
  You think you're so smart
  You hang on every word Sned (=Sneddon) says
  *Diane trying to talk to fans and get some scoops from fans*
  "Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
  Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"
  
  Think you're smart?
  On the board (=MJJF)
  You're every night and every day
  With your lies you have lost
  You'll be washed away
  Just keep lying, you'll be behind bars
  You could be in no better place!
  
  CHORUS:
  You're simply the PEST
  Even worse than all the rest
  I don't know even one
  Truthful thing you've ever said
  You think you're so smart
  You hang on every word Sned says
  "Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
  Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"
  
  Each court day you are there
  You think you're in control
  You're planning things that're retarded and foul
  But you just better leave Michael alone
  Diane Dimond, just F**K OFF!!!!!!!
  
  CHORUS:
  You're simply the PEST
  Even worse than all the rest
  I don't know even one
  Truthful thing you've ever said
  You think you're so smart
  You hang on every word Sned says
  "Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
  Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"
  
  
  FOR TOM SNEDDON. The a-hole of all a-holes...
  
  SHUT UP
  (To the tune of "Shut Up", sung by the Black Eyed Peas)
  New lyrics by summer
  
  CHORUS:
  Shut up just shut up shut up [x3]
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  Shut up just shut up shut up[x3]
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  Tom Sneddon don't you know
  You're not the one in control
  Though you try to dig some dirt
  It's still you who will get cursed
  Cause you're crazy
  You egoistic D.A.
  You think you are amazing
  
  Tom all you got is just lies (we know)
  You think you're sly
  Tell details to 'nother fool: Dimond (we know)
  Court TV leech hates Mike (we know)
  Things you both say and do
  Just aren't cool
  And we've got proof
  Diss Mike a lot
  Diss him even more
  But when truth comes out
  We'll see YOU in court
  
  See, there's something you don't understand
  While you're yelling, we keep collecting FACTS
  You say Mike molested that kid (BULLSH*T!)
  And gave intoxicating agent (BULLSH*T!)
  Your case is based on a big lie, Sned!
  Just open the files again and check the facts first!
  Shut up just shut up shut up
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  
  
  
  Chorus
  Tom Sneddon don't you know
  You're not the one in control
  Though you try to dig some dirt
  It's still you who will get cursed
  Cause you're crazy
  You egoistic D.A.
  You think you are amazing
  
  Dimond she gotta get scoops so fast
  Live she reports from Neverland
  Sneddon makes sure she is in the know
  Leaking her info to save her show
  Dimond just hates Mike so damn much
  Cause fools don't have as much as Michael's got..
  Scheaming with lies that they are spinning
  Thinking they are winning
  Glorifying their decision
  The truth will come out and we'll make you all listen
  Never again Mike's money will be your ambition
  Tom yells, Di tells, Nancy Grace yaps
  Got reporters across the street saying
  News to sell
  News to sell
  Let's hunt MJ down
  Cut out all the facts and add dramatic sounds but
  Shut up just shut up shut up
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  
  Chorus
  Tom Sneddon don't you know
  You're not the one in control
  Though you try to dig some dirt
  It's still you who will get cursed
  Cause you're crazy
  You egoistic D.A.
  You think you are amazing
  Shut up just shut up shut up
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  
  
  
  Tom, the boy is lying
  Why don't you stop trying
  You won't get a million
  Just retire, old man
  A case you just do not have
  Tommy forget the past
  And give up your plan
  Why? Cause you're just a dumb loony
  Cause if you think you will win this
  Tom we know it's all lies what you say
  We're damn right!
  Cause we heard them lame damn excuses just yesterday
  Tom you ain't gonna win
  No you ain't
  Tom you ain't gonna win
  No you ain't
  Tom you ain't gonna win
  Tom you are the loser
  With all your sad excuses
  Tom you're useless
  Whooooaaa
  
  Shut up just shut up shut up
  Shut it up just shut up shut up
  
  Stop the talking Sneddy!
  Or bricks start falling Tommy!
  
  *fans listening to Sneddon's "evidence"*
  Is that all there is..... *rolling eyes*
  
  ​

 

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