MJ Lyrics that make you giggle.

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I got this song AGES ago and just heard it again... i laughed my ass off!

Do it do it, he can do it, watch him do it

I got rhythm and a whole lot of soul
I can dance I can shake it baby (He can dance)
I'm just a little country boy
Harmonica in my hand I got soulful rhythm in me
I'm a get down dancin man
Shalalala boom boom
My name is Dapper Dan
Shalalala boom boom
I'm a dancin' man yeah
I'm gonna be king of the Disco tech
That's where I can be found
Master of the rhythm beat ohh
I've got the fastest feet around
Shalalala boom boom
My name is Dapper Dan
Shalalala boom boom
I'm a dancin man yeah
Do it do it Let's do it do it
Get up on the floor
Let's do it do it Dance what you wanta
Let's dance dance with me
I like the way he shake it (2x)
I like the way he move it
oo he's sexy

Do it do it i can do it watch me do it
i can dance dance dance
do it do it i can do it let me show ya
I'm a dancing man
i got the rytem adn a whole lot of soul
i can dance ahh
i got music and i know how to use it
i can sing ahh mm
Do it do it i can do it do it do it
do it do it i can do it watch me do it
i can dance dance dance

I like the way he shake's it (2x)
I like the way he moves it
oooo he's sexy

do it do it, i can do it, watch me do it
i can dance dance dance
do it do it, i can do it let me show ya
i'm a dancing man
Do it do it, i can do it, do it, do it
do it do it, i can do it, watch me do it
i can dance dance dance
Do it do it, i can do it let me show ya
i'm a dancing man

hehe my favorite parts are in red....
 
On Dancing Machine he says, "At the drop of a coin, she comes alive!"
 
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

The part about the funk of 40 thousand years makes me LOL!
 
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

The part about the funk of 40 thousand years makes me LOL!

i hate to be a stickler but That was Vincent Price Not Michael lol. Michael Didn't even write those lyrics.
 
Even though he didn't write "Come together" it really makes me go WTF - I don't know what he's singing about :p
 
Black jeans and a turtleneck sweater
I know the girl is fakin cuz I've seen her look better

LOL I don't know why but I chuckle when I hear this part of She Drives Me Wild. I can imagine the girl MJ's talking about in soccer mom jeans and looking frumpy.
 
Black jeans and a turtleneck sweater
I know the girl is fakin cuz I've seen her look better

LOL I don't know why but I chuckle when I hear this part of She Drives Me Wild. I can imagine the girl MJ's talking about in soccer mom jeans and looking frumpy.

^ LOL... I love girls in black jeans and turtleneck sweaters so I can't really agree with Michael... must have been some soccer mom then, yeah :D
 
She may have been looking comfortable and he wanted her to look sexy or streetwalkerish... You know he had a thing for them. Alot of songs about hookers.
 
Lol I think MJ was pissed she was looking like a hot mess!! It seems like he likes girls to look hot when they are with him! He likes his girls sexy!!
 
"you feel the cold hand" :giggle: "and wonder if you'll ever see the sun"

actually all the lyrics to Thriller are a hoot LOL!!

and

State of Shock

"You know I'm deep-fried" :giggle: "you got me catatonic baby"

and that doo wop sound in there cracks me up
 
HAHAHAUHSUHAS THAT'S FUNNY love this threat , let me think...

"I know that you wanna try me, evertime you see, hahaha" *-* I love the laugh in the end too soooo sexy!!! *-*
 
Love is a donut. Give into me demo :rofl:

Ok, he probably doesn't even say that but it sure sounds like it. :lol:
 
You're A Vegetable
You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You
You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet
You're A Vegetable

:lol:
 
"Your dog's a bitch baby" :D

Love is a donut. Give into me demo :rofl:

Ok, he probably doesn't even say that but it sure sounds like it. :lol:

Hehe, I'm not 100% sure - but I think I read somewhere (on this board?) that he's actually saying "Love is a donor", and that the working title for Give Into Me Was "Love Donor".
 
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