Michael Jokes

[MJ Truth]

I think it's time we had a comedy thread her. Submit your best joke, regardless of whether it's clean or dirty.

 

[PoP]

Yeah, unlike those retarded (stupid) jokes those idiots cooked up which is very disrespectful.

LET'S DO IT!!!

 

[KOPV]

sadly most of the jokes I know are disrespectful.. these are the ones I heard being an MJ fan of course! :/

 

[Dunk96]

I honestly don't think there are positive Michael jokes out there,unless you think of Chris Tucker's famous "What if Michael Jackson was a Pimp" sketch.