I can't cook. I only know enough to survive (barely), lol.
But I found a person on Twitter who posts short, quick, easy recipes and they are perfect for me. Here are my favorites:
mug cake:
mix in a mug: 2T flour, 4t sugar, 1/4t baking powder, 2t cocoa, pinch salt, 2T milk, 1/4t vanilla, 3/4t oil. microwave 1 min.
mug eggs:
coat mug w/nonstick spray. add 2 eggs + 2T milk, beat. cook 45 sec, stir, 30-45 more sec. top w/cheese+pepper.