I Would Rather **** Than A/Do/Eat/Have A ****

[Healer]

This is very simple:

Basically you take the following words and then replace the **** with something funny/humorous to make a sentence:

I would rather sing to a tapdancing halibat than listen to boring politics.

Your turn, go!

 

[*Little Suzie*]

I would rather be lonely than have bad friends..