Help write a funny poem thread

[Poefiend]

Help write this poem with me but it has to rhyme
see what you come up with?


The funny Poem

Once upon a time funny things had occurred
a fish flew in the sky and swimming was a bird.

 

[Poefiend]

So then all the animals joined in and started to follow suit
Turtles became tree climbers and Lions began to eat fruit

 

[Lorraine]

Once upon a time funny things had occurred
a fish flew in the sky and swimming was a bird.
So then all the animals joined in and started to follow suit
Turtles became tree climbers and Lions began to eat fruit
What was becoming of all these changes?
Parrots started to read books they liked eating the pages
Gorilla's thought it a good idea to party in bird cages

 

[movingcoolcat]

The frog became a king, and wore a crown of gold
while the king himself was to be found playing in a pond of mould

( )

 

[Poefiend]

the toads stopped their croaking and sung songs instead
the billy goats did not butt others but danced upon their beds

 

[movingcoolcat]

The angels showed themself to man
and lead him by the hand

 

[Fantagurl]

The Cows did not let out a "moo"
Instead they got "jiggy" at the zoo.

 

[TwinkleDust]

the zoo patrons laughed and joined in their dance
and all of a sudden, they all dropped their pants!

 

[Poefiend]

there was quite a ruckus and everyone did cheer
for they knew it was more fun than they had in a year!

 

[FUJON]

bump

 

[Lorraine]

........

 

[SoS]

festivities lasted for months

from great big mammoths to ants

workers were so enraptured by the animals' myrth

they forgot that they were humans with pants

 

[Poefiend]

so ere it goes so far and wide
and so happily to be seen and
who would of known animals
could cause such mirth to a
human being?