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eagle_eye

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Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks for it.

The awkward moment when Eminem raps faster than your internet speed.

Me: "Do your socks have holes in them?" Friend: "No!" Me: "Then how did you get your feet in?"

*Dad yells at the tv* Me: "As if the players are actually going to hear you." Dad: "You're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist."

Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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