Complete the sentence: "Michael the kind of guy to __________"

[DarylJoel_B]

have you ever seen or heard of these Drake memes where it states "Drake the type of guy to _________"

i kid you not. this meme is probably one of the funniest memes i've ever came across. and i'm not even a Drake fan lmao. but whether you've heard of this meme or not, i find that a majority of them apply to michael as well, especially this one. actually, even MORE so.

but what I want to know is, what kind of funny or quirky personality trait do you feel like Michael would do, in the same format as this meme? i'll go first with a few of mine:

• Michael the kind of guy to aggresively pat his shirt pocket after putting some money in it
• Michael the kind of guy to say "Are you a smart fella or are you a fart smella?"
• Michael the kind of guy to actually read all the terms and conditions before playing a game
• Michael the kind of guy to tell you not to eat or drink for 30 minutes before entering the pool
• Michael the kind of guy who would find Minion memes hilarious
• Michael the kind of guy to stomp his foot when he gets angry

i have made SO much more of those, simply because i just love this meme, but I wanna know what you think michael is the kind of guy to do. and don't be afraid to be as silly and creative as possible

~ DJ

 

[DarylJoel_B]

omg i forgot a few more

• Michael the type of guy to kiss your booboo to make it feel better
• Michael the kind of guy to fall asleep while watching TV and will then wake up and say "I'M WATCHING THAT" when you're about to turn it off

 

[DarylJoel_B]

okay one more

• michael the kind of guy to lick his fingers before turning a page in a book

 

[DarylJoel_B]

michael the type of guy to taunt you by saying "na na na boo boo"