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2Pac (Dave Chappelle) - I wrote this song a long time ago back in '94!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fZSiGDiHUw

Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
See things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTell to Blackberry pages
Yo crew don't phase us
We make you busters pay us
Run up in yo spot like C.J. in "San Andreas"

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago, feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
Was the dopest song I ever wrote...in '94

What can a ***** do when half the people voted for George W?
That's a *****, George W., it can't be true
I wanna choke him 'cause he's a snitch
I'm talkin' about George W. Smith
From City Council
He ran in '93, out in Oakland
You probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we drop bologna on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94
Am I doin' this?!

Look around the club
See everyone in the place
Showin' Pac love, got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
'Cause that shirt don't match
There's a pudding stain on her back
What the f**k is that?
It might be doo-doo!

And you in the back, you ain't s**t
You bought a Gin and Tonic
But you didn't even tip
And if you hit this table one more time
Then the record might skip...might skip
I told you, stop hitting the table

Tupac Shakur!
I wrote this rhyme back in '94!
I'm not alive!
Thug life!

Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
You better leave, you got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
Don't give him no *******

DJ: 2Pac, rest in peace

OK I will!

LOL
 
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haha yeah that was the only good skit out of those "lost episodes".
 
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when I first saw that, I cracked up so much.. lol!
 
LOL, yeah, the premise is simple since people automatically think when a new 2Pac record comes out, that he tells you something that happened recently in his raps and leaves you like "huh?" :lol: It definitely parodied it when it went to the girl with the miniskirt and stained t-shirt, the guy who bumped the deejay's table and Dave having a wife and kids while he was in the club. :lol: Like how did he know who Dave was, Dave married his wife in like 2002 and had two kids born after that but 2Pac been dead since '96...and 2Pac wrote it in 1994. :lol:
 
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